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A Fine Whine
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Not Right in the Head
Listen up, cyclists: Riding with headphones is incredibly dumb.
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The Pajama Manifesto
Wear them to work. Wear them to the store. Wear them everywhere.
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Foodie Death Sentence
There's no way I'm waiting two hours to eat at a trendy restaurant.
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Boycott the Royal Wedding
Americans are supposed to hate monarchs, not worship them.
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"We Listen to NPR Precisely To Avoid This Sort of Stupidity"
The tedious, annoying complaints of public radio listeners.
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Happy Birthday, You Bastard
Under no circumstances will I be attending your stupid birthday dinner.
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Confessions of a Young Hillary Supporter
Or, how I became the loneliest man on campus.
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I'm a Lousy Mom
My daughter's lice were bad enough. But then I got the little buggers …
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Me and My Big Wimpy Hobby
I make Christmas wreaths for the ladies in my life. You got a problem with that?
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Bitter Brew
I opened a charming neighborhood coffee shop. Then it destroyed my life.
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