I, VisaWhy is U.S. immigration terrorizing British reporters?
Wuss in BootsBackpacking isn't for the feeble—so may I be excused?
411 Is a JokeI ask for Yung's Chinese Carry-Out, the operator gives me a day-care center's number.
Enron EnvyWhere's my bribe?
The Case of the Stolen Sense of HumorHow my New York Times op-ed got passed around the Web.
Every LIttle Baby Is a Miracle Straight From God
Sleeping Your Way to the White House
Living in a Second-Best WorldWe disgruntled telephone and airline users are victims of a theory that doesn't apply.
Letters to the Summer TenantsThe lament of a self-martyred landlord.
My Thoughts ExactlyHey! First you knock my idea, then you steal it.
I Fought the LawMy adventures in traffic court.
A Cat Person Gets a DogIt doesn't purr. It doesn't clean itself. It eats bras. ...
Who Gets 10,000 Valentines Too Many?The travesty of elementary-school valentines.
Inspired by MariahWon't you please pay me to go away?
The Dome, the Eye, and the Fate of England
The Death of Tabloid Objectivity
The Catholic League's Skewed Priorities
Janet Maslin Leaves the Times. Why?
Sympathy for the LawyerAn e-mail exchange about subscribing to Slate.
Know MaassAnd please don't confuse me with that other writer with the similar name.
Dollars and IncenseThe everyday financial horrors of the successful free-lance writer.