Dear Friend or Foe,
A good friend of mine—"Elise" —has had a string of bad relationships in the past and really wanted to meet someone. So, two years ago, everyone in our friend group was excited for her when she met someone she was crazy about. Then we found out he was married. And her boss. As someone whose husband once cheated on me with a co-worker, I was definitely NOT okay with this, and I told her so. She swore that things were basically over between Boss Man and his wife (they weren't), and "no one at work knows what's going on" (everyone knew). But she was just head over heels for him, and nothing anyone said would have mattered anyway.
At first, we all tried to be nice to him and to include him in our plans. In the process, we discovered that he's arrogant, competitive, rude, and acts as if he's above everyone. The people who work for him hate him (we have another friend who works for him who confirmed this) and they hate Elise now too for getting special treatment. Elise, in turn, seems overimpressed with his money. She wanted a house, so he bought one (though her name isn't on the deed). He bought her a car. And now she's always decked out in designer clothes splashed with logos. Since they've been together, she's also lost a bunch of weight. He dictates what she eats, where they go on vacation, and who she hangs out with. He thinks that because he's older and wealthy, and she has no money, he has all the control over her. And he's right. This from a woman who used to say that she'd never be dependent on a man!
We used to see Elise three to four times a week, but it's gotten to the point where we can't hang out with her at all. On the rare occasions she goes out without him, she seems distracted and spends the evening texting him. And "couples nights" are impossible because our other halves all dislike him too. I used to talk to Elise every day, but I don't know what to say anymore. It pains me to see her throwing her life away on this jerk, and I fear it's not going to end well. There's nothing we can do, right? She's now telling people that they are talking about having kids. She's always wanted to get married, but he doesn't. So now all of a sudden she doesn't, either. But now she's going to have kids with him?
Freaked and Concerned
I agree that Boss Man's Overlap Problem (between Wife No. 1 and Girlfriend No. 2) doesn't make him look like the newest of new men, or the most delicate of souls. But you may be extra sensitive to this issue as you were the spurned party, once upon a time. As for the fact the Elise works for him (and is getting extra perks), I'd be steamed to the gills if I worked in the same office and was, say, not getting permission to leave work at three. But since you don't work there, I don't really see why it's your problem. Moreover, a large number of singles (and, er, I guess married guys too) now meet their mates at work. The office is where we spend an inordinate amount of our time; it makes sense that we find love there, too.
What is your issue is that, by your own telling, your old friend has hooked up with a guy who is a materialistic, conceited jerk. Here, you have my sympathies. It's always disheartening seeing the friends we love match up with romantic partners we loathe. But statistically speaking, at least two out of 10 are bound to do so. As you suggest, there's not much you can do. Furthermore, and although you might wish otherwise, I wouldn't be so sure that it's going to end badly for Elise and her man. Every egotistical, controlling man needs a wife to control and to show off. No doubt he's gun shy on the marriage front on account of the demise of his first marriage. But after the baby arrives—presumably in an adorable Gucci onesie?—maybe he'll come around.
And maybe once Elise is more secure in the relationship, she'll be back in the mood for Girls' Nights, or even Girls' Saturday Afternoons. You can reduce the chances of laying eyes on the Ogre by proposing only outings that are female centric—pedicure party, anyone? But before you go ahead, you might want to ask yourself if you even like Elise anymore. Are there qualities of hers that still appeal to you? BTW, regarding Elise's appetite for nice clothes, cars, and homes, many of us are guilty of said crimes. It's just about keeping your acquisitions in perspective.
Friend or Foe
Dear Friend or Foe:
I met "Valerie" in Social Work school, and we hit it off with right away—until some red flags started to turn up. If I canceled plans due to a large school load or illness, she became very agitated instead of merely annoyed. She also texted several times a day for no reason, and would call me later, extremely angry and screaming that I hadn't returned her texts—even though she knew I'd been at work that day. Her behavior became more controlling and demanding over the following months.
The last straw came when we went to a bar, and she got trashed and came back to my house ready for a fight with her ex-boyfriend, who is also my roommate. My other roommate and I knew about her instabilites and kept a close eye. We called her a cab and she went home without incident, until she started sending me texts that my roommate (her ex-boyfriend) had raped her that night, an accusation that I KNEW not to be true!
After that, I dumped her pretty quickly. Unfortunately, we have several classes together until the end of my school career, and she is someone who would cause a scene. Is there a way I can professionally and politely handle being in small classes with her?
Had Enough of Psycho Friend
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