Sometimes when I watch cable news, I find myself imagining that the job interview process for talking heads includes a portion in which candidates are asked to perform their best pantomimes of shock, outrage, and bemusement. Dana Loesch, the conservative pundit who was hired this February as CNN's Tea Party voice, has a virtuosic range of ways to express shock/outrage/bemusement, along with Winona Ryder-esque good looks and a knack for sound-bite-ready salvos.
Considering all that, Loesch's move out in front of the camera almost seems an inevitable addition to her other gigs: hosting a talk radio program in St. Louis and editing Andrew Breitbart's Big Journalism website, where she helped break the Weinergate scandal. And yet CNN is also a bit of an odd fit: Big Journalism's mission is "to hold the mainstream media's feet to the fire." CNN is part of that mainstream by pretty much every definition, and so there were howls of sellout! from the Tea Party faithful when she inked the deal. Loesch herself has said acerbic things about the network in the past, calling it among other things "the biggest bunch of idiot blockheads" and slamming its "blatant disregard for objectivity."
But here's the thing about Loesch: Casual acerbity of this sort is her M.O.—as is moving between seemingly disparate worlds. She might at 31 be a fast-rising conservative media star, but not so long ago she was a mommy blogger, and not so long before that, a self-described liberal feminist who met her husband-to-be at a punk show. Having dropped out of college, she started a family at 21, then opted to stay home, where she found herself suffocated with guilt and "Linda Hirshman-type stuff." Meanwhile, she was in the midst of a political conversion that she says began with the Monica Lewinsky affair and was fully cemented on 9/11. She began blogging about politics anonymously, and also started her popular Mamalogues blog, which led to a column by the same name in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Occasional radio appearances in turn led to her own show, and national gigs followed. She co-founded the St. Louis Tea Party in 2009; ever since, she's been a hybrid of activist and commentator.
It's little wonder that Loesch ended up working for Breitbart, the former Matt Drudge underling turned conservative new-media kingpin who loves nothing more than manufacturing (see ACORN) or stoking (see Weinergate) a liberal scandal. Loesch has herself used new media to spearhead a couple of high-profile, Breitbart-style takedowns, like "Dump Dede," a blog that sought to prevent New York State "RINO" Dede Scozzafava from winning a seat in the House of Representatives in the midterm elections. When Scozzafava subsequently withdrew from the race, it became a major bragging point for Loesch, who still highlights it in her Big Journalism bio. More recently, she stirred up rage against Wonkette after a blog post tastelessly mocked Trig Palin; when advertisers withdrew, the post was eventually pulled.
Loesch's main weapon in the Wonkette campaign was Twitter, where she regularly gets into dustups. Consider the prolific, score-settling tweets she lobbed this week at lefties like Joan Walsh and Eric Boehlert who she claimed had implied she and Breitbart had done more to create the Weinergate scandal than just publish the photos: She loads up her posts with @s and hashtags and retweets, the social media equivalent of getting down in the mud and making it a whole lot harder for the person you want to talk to (or at) to ignore you. She almost can't imagine activism without Twitter, in fact. (Here is Loesch on Phyllis Schlafly, the only person she'll cop to being intimidated by: "She was able to do monumental things without social media.")
Her admiration for Schlafly notwithstanding, Loesch's ultimate compliment is to compare a woman to Designing Women's Julia Sugarbaker, an outspoken character who was also memorably a liberal feminist. In talking to me, she compared her mom to Sugarbaker; with other reporters, she's used the same comparison for Mary Matalin, whom she greatly admires. It's no stretch to imagine that Loesch may even fancy herself a Julia Sugarbaker type: elegantly coiffed and quick to speak, with opinions that never strike a middle ground.
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