Robert Posey, for the best impression of Dick Cheney. "Two words: 'Extraordinary rendition.' Let's see how their executives like Chinese jails, or Syrian, or perhaps North Korean."
Commenter Lunchbreath gets the Robert Frost poetic justice award. "Make BP invest heavily in alternative energy projects and sustainable farming based specifically in communities whose industries have been hit hardest by the spill. Fish farming, wind farms, wind fishing, whatever."
Slate V: BP's Blame Game