The charismatic “Mayhem” stars as the forbidden fruit and is bitten by both Adam and Eve before wreaking havoc on history.
A lifeguard comes to the rescue of a struggling swimmer, punching a shark before carrying her to the shore. She comes to and leaves him for an astronaut—touting an Axe promotion that will send lucky Axe purchasers to space.
“Your Big Idea.CO”
Danica Patrick has a cameo in an ad featuring a series of wives encouraging their husbands to put their “big ideas” online first.
A man at a laundromat removes a woman’s garments from the dryer, dropping a pair of her panties only to be caught by the woman.
A satanic Willem Dafoe propositions a man to sell his soul in exchange for everything he could ever want, which includes being on the arm of Kate Upton, dancing with Usher, and owning a Mercedes CLA-class.
TODAY IN SLATE
Black people’s disdain for “proper English” and academic achievement is a myth.
Alabama’s Insane New Abortion Law Gives Fetuses Lawyers and Puts Teenage Girls on Trial
Tattoo Parlors Have Become a Great Investment
A Jaw-Dropping Political Ad Aimed at Young Women, Apparently
Big Problems With the Secret Service Were Reported Last Year. Nobody Cared.
How White Boy Rick, a legendary Detroit cocaine dealer, helped the FBI uncover brazen police corruption.
Beautiful, sexy, and fascinatingly mean.