The charismatic “Mayhem” stars as the forbidden fruit and is bitten by both Adam and Eve before wreaking havoc on history.
A lifeguard comes to the rescue of a struggling swimmer, punching a shark before carrying her to the shore. She comes to and leaves him for an astronaut—touting an Axe promotion that will send lucky Axe purchasers to space.
“Your Big Idea.CO”
Danica Patrick has a cameo in an ad featuring a series of wives encouraging their husbands to put their “big ideas” online first.
A man at a laundromat removes a woman’s garments from the dryer, dropping a pair of her panties only to be caught by the woman.
A satanic Willem Dafoe propositions a man to sell his soul in exchange for everything he could ever want, which includes being on the arm of Kate Upton, dancing with Usher, and owning a Mercedes CLA-class.
TODAY IN SLATE
The Most Terrifying Thing About Ebola
The disease threatens humanity by preying on humanity.
I Bought the Huge iPhone. I’m Already Thinking of Returning It.
Scotland Is Just the Beginning. Expect More Political Earthquakes in Europe.
Students Aren’t Going to College Football Games as Much Anymore
And schools are getting worried.
Two Damn Good, Very Different Movies About Soldiers Returning From War
Lifetime Didn’t Think the Steubenville Rape Case Was Dramatic Enough
So they added a little self-immolation.
Blacks Don’t Have a Corporal Punishment Problem
Americans do. But when blacks exhibit the same behaviors as others, it becomes part of a greater black pathology.