As for the appropriateness of the ads, and all the outraged reaction: They don't really bother me much. Volkswagen says it's trying to keep the spots from airing before 9 p.m., so little kids are less likely to see them. And part of me thinks it's healthy for us to contemplate our mortality during the breaks in our sitcoms.
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TODAY IN SLATE
More Than Scottish Pride
Scotland’s referendum isn’t about nationalism. It’s about a system that failed, and a new generation looking to take a chance on itself.
What Charles Barkley Gets Wrong About Corporal Punishment and Black Culture
Why Greenland’s “Dark Snow” Should Worry You
Three Talented Actresses in Three Terrible New Shows
The Human Need to Find Connections in Everything
It’s the source of creativity and delusions. It can harm us more than it helps us.
Happy Constitution Day!
Too bad it’s almost certainly unconstitutional.