As for the appropriateness of the ads, and all the outraged reaction: They don't really bother me much. Volkswagen says it's trying to keep the spots from airing before 9 p.m., so little kids are less likely to see them. And part of me thinks it's healthy for us to contemplate our mortality during the breaks in our sitcoms.
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