The Slate Culture Staff’s Oscar Ballots

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Feb. 22 2013 10:55 AM

The Slate Culture Staff Oscar Pool

Who will win? See our picks for every award—and read Slatesters’ explanations for the most foolhardy ones.

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Here at Slate we love movies, and arguing, and pointless competitions. So needless to say, we’re running an intra-office Oscar pool among the writers and editors in our culture department! The stakes are high: The winner, of course, gets eternal glory; the loser must wear a panda suit into Editor David Plotz’s office for his weekly panda-beating. (If Plotz loses, he must serve a grapefruit to Assistant Editor Katy Waldman.)

As Slate’s culture staff are, of course, cultural experts and scholars of Oscars past and present, you can feel free to use their picks as a guide to your own Oscar ballot this weekend. Just remember to thank us as you’re pocketing your winnings. Remember: Slate predictions are almost never wrong!

Below, see all Slatesters’ picks, plus explanations for some of the most courageous/foolhardy of the predictions—perfect for your triumphant crowing (or shame-faced justifying) on Oscar night!

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Predictions by: Assistant Editor L.V. Anderson LA, “DoubleX” Managing Editor Allison Benedikt AB, SlateV Blogger Jeffrey Bloomer JB, Culture Intern Byron Boneparth BB, “Brow Beat” Editor David Haglund DH, “Brow Beat” Assistant Aisha Harris AH, Senior Culture Editor Dan Kois DK, Culture Editorial Assistant Bryan Lowder BL, Editor David Plotz DP, Politics Editorial Assistant Emma Roller ER, Social Media Editor Jeremy Stahl JS, Editorial Director John Swansburg JSw, Video Producer Chris Wade CW, Assistant Editor Katy Waldman KW, Politics Writer Dave Weigel DW, Staff Writer Forrest Wickman FW

BEST PICTURE
Amour
Argo LA DW FW JB DH ER BL CW
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Django Unchained
Les Misérables
Life of Pi
Lincoln
KW BB JS DP DK JSw
Silver Linings Playbook
AH
Zero Dark Thirty
AB

Why Aisha Harris picked Silver Linings Playbook: “Lincoln seems to have lost momentum, Zero Dark Thirty will likely be completely shut out thanks to the political brouhaha, and there's a good chance many voters are starting to feel Argo fatigue. The only other real front-runner in the race is Silver Linings Playbook, which benefits from being a not-too-serious but not-too-light pick with a great cast. Oh, and Harvey Weinstein.”

BEST ACTOR
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln LA SW AH KW AB FW JB DH JS DP ER AB BL DK JSw CW
Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master
Denzel Washington, Flight

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Alan Arkin, Argo
Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook DW DP DK CW
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master DH
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln LA AH KW FW JB JS BL JSw
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained BB ER AB

Why David Haglund picked Philip Seymour Hoffman: “The Master was nominated in three acting categories and certainly won't win the other two. But I think it has a chance here because 1) Hoffman gets lots of screen time, 2) Tommy Lee Jones and Robert De Niro could split the crotchety old favorite vote, and 3) he really does give the best of the five performances, for whatever that has ever been worth.”

BEST ACTRESS
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty KW BB JS ER
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook LA DW AH DH DP AB JSw CW
Emmanuelle Riva, Amour FW JB BL DK
Quvenzhané Wallis, Beasts of the Southern Wild
Naomi Watts, The Impossible

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams, The Master
Sally Field, Lincoln JS DP BL JSw
Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables LA DW AH BB FW JB DH ER AB DK CW
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Jacki Weaver, Silver Linings Playbook KW

Why Katy Waldman picked Jacki Weaver: “Because she lost out to Mo'Nique in 2010. Because her sweet-natured, retiring Dolores (of course her name is Dolores) is the perfect ballast for the film's aggressively zany leads. Because of wishful thinking: Though it won't win Best Picture, Silver Linings Playbook deserves as much Oscar glitter as it can get.”

Why Jeremy Stahl picked Sally Field: “Lincoln is going to sweep and win shit it shouldn't win. Oscar voters are dumb.”

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Brave LA DW KW BB JB JS DP ER AB
Frankenweenie
FW
ParaNorman
DK
The Pirates! Band of Misfits

Wreck-It Ralph
AH DH BL JSw CW

Why Forrest Wickman picked Frankenweenie: “My pick is based on the hope that Academy members will actually watch the movie, which is probably a mistake.”

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Anna Karenina KW
Django Unchained
AB
Life of Pi
LA DW AH BB JB JS ER JSw
Lincoln
DP
Skyfall
FW DH BL DK CW

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Anna Karenina LA DW FW JB DH JS ER BL DK CW
Les Misérables
AH KW BB AB JSw
Lincoln
DP
Mirror Mirror
Snow White and the Huntsman

BEST DIRECTOR
Amour, Michael Haneke KW
Beasts of the Southern Wild, Benh Zeitlin ER JSw
Life of Pi, Ang Lee JB CW
Lincoln, Steven Spielberg LA DW AH FW DH JS DP BB AB BL DK
Silver Linings Playbook, David O. Russell

Why Jeffrey Bloomer picked Ang Lee: “The Oscar almost always goes to the DGA winner, but obviously Ben Affleck wasn’t nominated. Snubbing Steven Spielberg is an Oscar pastime, and I don’t think Benh Zeitlin, David O. Russell, or Michael Haneke have the support at this level. So that leaves Ang Lee, who has won before and directed a challenging, popular, high-grossing movie.”

Why Emma Roller picked Benh Zeitlin: "Whenever I enter an Oscar pool, I throw in at least one wild card. I think this is the year the Academy finally gets over its fetish for Spielberg's schmaltz."

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