Major Setbacks

Philosophical ruminations.
April 3 2000 11:30 PM

Major Setbacks

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To celebrate Purim, the University of Minnesota conducted an interdisciplinary debate over whether the lumpish latke  is superior to the three-cornered hamentash, two foods consumed during Jewish holidays. Chemical engineer Ken Keller advanced the case of the latke, emphasizing the potato pancake's helpful role in the understanding of electron charges, heat transfer, population dynamics, and chaos theory. Law professor Carol Chomsky promoted the cookie qualities of hamentashen, reports the Minneapolis Star-Tribune: "Law, like the hamentash, depends upon structure: straight edges, sharp corners. ... The latke is like those infuriatingly shapeless arguments that wander from here to there." No winner was declared, but the more than 300 people attending the debate got to decide the question for themselves with a taste test.


Don't Leave It to Beaver

Pennsylvania's Beaver College is contemplating a name change. Administrators and students say that they're tired of being the butt of sexual jokes and worry that the name turns prospective students off. Then there is the Web problem: Some software filters block the access to the schools site,, because its address looks like a porn site's. According to the Chronicle of Higher Education, administrators are expected to make their recommendation to the board of trustees in a few months.

The Chinese Invented the Burrito

Mike Xu, a professor of Chinese studies at Texas Christian University, believes that Asians sailed the Pacific Ocean 3,000 years ago and landed in southern Mexico. He bases his theory on similarities between the writing system of Mexico's first society—the Olmec—and the one favored by the Shang Dynasty, which ruled northern China in 1000 B.C. Mainstream scholars dispute Xu's claim, but Betty Meggers, a research archaeologist at the Smithsonian Institution, is convinced of the contact. "No one can suggest that the same writing system was invented twice," she told the Texas Times-Picayune.

Rubdown Rub Out

Sports massage may actually provide few benefits, reports the British Journal of Sports Medicine. Researchers set out to measure the dispersion of lactate—the substance released to help muscles recover after prolonged periods of exertion. Amateur boxers receiving 20-minute massages immediately after leaving the ring were compared to those who had 20 minutes of rest. Researchers assumed that a massage would increase blood flow and spread lactate around the body. Instead, they found no difference in blood lactate levels. However, the massaged boxers reported feeling better than their peers, suggesting the psychological benefit of sports massage.

Loaded on HIV

A study of more than 400 couples in rural Uganda suggests that viral load—the concentration of HIV in a person's blood—is the most important predictor of HIV transmission between men and women, regardless of the gender of the transmitting individual. The study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, focused on participants in the Rakai Project, a large-scale HIV prevention study. Although they were given condoms, voluntary and confidential counseling, and treatment and health education directed at preventing HIV transmission, 22 percent of the previously uninfected partners became HIV positive. Dr. Thomas C. Quinn, a professor of medicine at Johns Hopkins and the article's senior author, notes that "with every 10-fold rise in the concentration of HIV in the bloodstream, transmission more than doubled." (Click here  for a press release on the study.)

The Trinity Stoners

Four roommates celebrated spring break at Connecticut's Trinity College by ingesting heroin, Xanax, Valium, butalbital, and sleeping pills—a deadly mix that killed one and made the others very sick. Following the incident, Trinity administrators polled its dorms to make sure students were OK and informed students and parents of the disaster. While several Trinity students told the New York Times that drugs are common at school parties, Senior Vice President Linda S. Campanella pointed out that what happened at Trinity is hardly unique to the school: "I don't mean to sound defensive," she said. "But this is something that could have happened on any campus."



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