How Will It End, Charlie Sheen?
A Robert Downey-type recovery? A Lindsay Lohan-esque netherworld? Mel Gibson-style infamy? Or worse?
Video: Slate V imagines a scene from Two and a Half Men with new dialogue, from Charlie Sheen's recent rants.
Christopher Beam is a writer living in Beijing.
Photograph by Riccardo S. Savi/Getty Images.